A Woman is Not a Girl

Ever mistook a woman for a girl?
If not then give it a whirl.
But I should warn you first.
That she will leave you oh so versed.
What's the difference you say?
Well let me put it this way.
All that dignity you thought you had.
Gone down the drain, now ain't that sad?
All that charm that made you feel bad,
Makes the girls laugh, now aren't you mad?
Little girls will throw a fit,
Grown women will correct you lickedy split.